The Babbling Bleating Old Man

October 23, 2007

The lost pondok telefon

The kampung lost its only "pondok telefon". Some fellas stole it. The peeps weren’t happy. Well, some were not bothered.

The few who cared, couldn’t do anything. Well, not till the chieftain, Mr. Babu, received a parcel in his mailbox from Mr. Papu. Guess what’s inside? Evidence. A picture, of Ah Seng loosing the screws of the pondok. However, his accomplices and the crime boss were not in a visible view.

Outcry. Havoc.

Some of the unhappy ones wanted heads to roll. They wanted the pondok back with the culprits sent to the jail. Mr. Babu was a busy man. Hence, he assigned three dudes, Kaka, Kiki and Koko to investigate.

Three weeks passed but there were no results because the person who photographed the picture did not submit himself. The discipline-keeper of the village, Mr. Strongman was summoned to assist. He took statements from Mr. Papu and Ah Seng. But he was not happy, he wanted the rest of the photos which would expose everyone.

So what they did? Ah Seng was left aside. They would send Mr. Papu to jail if he was not willing to expose the person who sent him the photos.

Common sense? Just prosecute Ah Seng. Investigate his background and activities. Wouldn’t that be the easiest way to solve the problem? =..="

I wonder where is Ah Seng now. Probably enjoying samsu in a village which will never be found.

In the end, CASED CLOSED. Takda evidence. Everyone lives happily ever after.

What third-world mentality. What shame.

O Lord, I pray it will be alright. Give us back the pondok telefon.

So tired that I couldn’t sleep
So many secrets I couldn’t keep

I promise myself I wouldn’t weep
For my country, one more promise I couldn’t keep

 

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